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The bizarre things N.C. expects kindergartners to learn

North Carolina’s 52-page kindergarten guide shows how quickly simple learning goals can get buried in bureaucratic jargon.

Andrew Dunn
Sep 18, 2026
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I’ll just ask this plainly up front: What do you think kindergarteners should learn at school?

Seeing as how I have a kindergarten student myself, I have a pretty vested interest in this. And if you asked me, I’d rattle off a few things like counting to 100, writing your name, tying your shoes, telling time, counting change, a little simple addition and maybe, by the end of the year, reading a “See Spot Run” book.

If we’re feeling ambitious, we could work in an understanding that you live in a city, which is in a state, which is part of the United States. I’m not even introducing counties at this point.

As a stretch goal, we could expect a kindergartener to have a favorite book and be able to explain what they like about it.

That strikes me as a reasonable course of study for 5- and 6-year-olds.

Now let’s look at what the state of North Carolina actually says kindergarten students should learn.

The “quick reference guide” is an astonishing 52 pages long, which is far from quick in any reas…

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